Caption Contest!
Each week, the silly folks at Britwych (Britwitch) will be posting a picture here.
Email (or Gram) Kaizen with what you think is being said!!(A tough one this week...best of luck!)
KAIZEN
"Thank God!!, At last!! A reason to look forward to the Bird Flu reaching England!"
"OK!.So you can't fucking fly!! At least you haven't had to make a career out of shoving this hand up a ducks' arse!"
Keith..."See this hand?? It made millions in the 70's!!"
Orville..."See this arse? I wasn't able to sit on it for a decade!""I never REALLY wanted to fly!!....I just wanted to get off!"
"See that man in the third row???....He's the dentist that styled my hair"
DEMS
"OK OK!!! I'll take the pin out!"
"you mean keith if i keep me nappy on youl keep your hands out ?"
FFS!!!...next time cut your finger nails!!
CERRIDWEN
"But Keith! If your hand is there, What are you using to make me talk?!?!?!"
"See that over there Orville? That thing disappearing into the distance... that's our last shred of self respect!"
"OK Keith, fess up. Who's got their hand up YOUR arse?"
Send your quotes to "kaizen@blueyonder.co.uk"
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